Starlett Johansson

Starlett: "This bandeau bikini with the stars is simply perfect for a pool in a place like this. So glamorous and peaceful."

Biff: "It’s a great setting. These dark blue swim briefs are just right for a relaxing dip. The water feels great!"

Shelly: "Ugh, fine, it’s a nice pool. My hot pink bikini adds the only real splash of color, though. Everyone else is so bland."

Bubbles: "Oh, Shelly! It's all so pretty! This one-piece is perfect for doing cannonballs. Look at all this lovely green grass!"

Biff: "Glad you're enjoying it, Bubbles. Ready to swim to the deep end, Starlett?"

Starlett: "Lead the way, darling. Just watch out for Shelly's ego; it might block the sun."

Shelly: "The nerve! I'll race both of you, then we'll see who's blocking the sun."

Bubbles: "Yay! Race! Let's go!"

Biff: "Ready for the big splash, Shel? This water looks perfect today."

Shelly: "You bet! There’s nobody I’d rather dive into this pool with. On the count of three?"

Biff: "You've got it. One... two... three!"

[The two jump in perfect synchronization, surfacing with wide smiles.]

Shelly: "Ha! We actually timed that perfectly. That was amazing, Biff!"

Biff: "Everything’s better when we’re a team. You looked great on that dive, by the way."

Shelly: "Thanks, Biff. Honestly, I’m just happy to be here relaxing with my favorite person."

Biff: "Same here. Now, come on—race you to the steps!"

Bubbles: "Look, Starlett! If I open my eyes underwater, the tiles on the pool floor look like sparkly jewels!"

Starlett: "They certainly do, darling. It’s quite serene down here, away from all the flashbulbs and noise."

Bubbles: "I can see my reflection in your goggles! And look at your star bikini—it looks like you’re swimming in the night sky!"

Starlett: "How poetic of you, Bubbles. It’s like our own private little mermaid world at the bottom of the pool."

Bubbles: "I wish I could stay down here forever! But... [bubbles float up] ...I think I’m running out of air!"

Starlett: "Then let’s push off the floor and head for the surface together. Ready? One, two, three!"

Shelly: "Hey Biff! Take a huge deep breath and show Starlett those muscles you've been working on! You look amazing today!"

Biff: "Haha, you think so? Okay, here goes! [Takes a massive deep breath and strikes a powerful double-bicep pose] How's that for a poolside view, Starlett?"

Starlett: "Oh, darling, I must say, that is quite the impressive physique. Very leading-man material!"

Shelly: "See? I told you! My best friend has the best muscles at the whole resort. Go on, Biff, give us one more pose!"

Biff: "[Laughing while holding his breath] Anything for my favorite fans. Check out the triceps!"

Bubbles: "Wow, Biff! You look like a superhero! Can I try to pose too?"

Starlett: "Oh, Biff, I feel so light! It’s like I’m a star floating right off the pool floor. This is such a fun trick!"

Biff: [Blowing air playfully] "You look just like a parade balloon, Starlett! It’s definitely a new look for a Hollywood icon."

Shelly: [Giggling] "She’s huge! You’ve got some serious lung power, Biff. But I think she’s big enough now—you don’t want her floating away into the clouds!"

Bubbles: "Wow! She’s like a giant beach ball with stars on it! Can I bounce her?"

Starlett: "I feel absolutely fabulous, darlings! I’m the biggest star in the grassland!"

Biff: [Stopping and catching his breath] "Whew! Okay, I’m done. That was a workout!"

Shelly: [Walking over and giving Biff a sweet kiss on the cheek] "You’re amazing, Biff. And look, you’re still your normal, handsome size. I like you just the way you are."

Biff: [Smiling] "Thanks, Shel. Best reward ever."

Shelly: "Watch out everyone, I'm coming in! This water looks way too blue to resist!"

Biff: "Go for it, Shel! Show us that perfect form!"

Shelly: "Here I go! Three... two... one... splash!"

[Shelly dives gracefully into the pool and disappears beneath the surface. The scene shifts to underwater, where the sunlight ripples through the water.]

Shelly (Underwater thought/muffled): "Mmm, it’s so quiet down here. Everything looks so sparkly and peaceful."

[She swims toward the camera with a huge, happy smile, her hair waving behind her in the water.]

Shelly (Underwater): [Blows a stream of happy bubbles and does a graceful twirl]

Bubbles (Watching from the surface): "Look at her go! She looks like a beautiful pink fish swimming along the bottom!"

Shelly: "This is the life! Who needs a plastic pool float when we have the biggest star in Hollywood? You’re so bouncy, Starlett!"

Starlett (Inflated): "I’ve always said I wanted to support my fans, darlings, but I didn't think I'd be doing it literally! I feel light as a feather, even if I'm as round as a moon."

Biff: "It’s actually really steady. Nice work staying so buoyant, Starlett. It’s like relaxing on a giant, star-covered cloud."

Bubbles: "Wheee! It’s like a bouncy castle that floats! You're so squishy and soft, Starlett! Can we stay like this forever?"

Starlett (Inflated): "As long as the sun is shining and I’m the center of attention, I’m perfectly happy to be your personal island."

Shelly: "You’re the best, Starlett. And Biff, thanks for being the one to pump up the fun. This is the best day ever!"

Biff: "Anything for my favorite girls. Just lean back and enjoy the drift!"

Shelly: "Hey Biff, did you see that dive? I think I deserve a prize for perfect form."

Biff: "You definitely do, Shel. It was a ten out of ten!"

Shelly: [Winks playfully at Biff with a confident smile] "Good answer. Maybe I'll let you be my coach for the next round—if you can keep up with me!"

Bubbles: "Ooh, Shelly! That was a super secret wink! Are you two sharing a secret?"

Shelly: [Giggling] "Maybe we are, Bubbles. But don't worry, the secret is just that we're having the best pool day ever!"